What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
|demon:||i possessed you|
|me:||get the fuck out|
|demon:||damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...|
|me:||shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit|